I broke my own heart loving you. (via mirela97) 297,958 notes


i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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How to break up with someone
  • You: Your ex is attractive.
  • Partner: Which one?
  • You: ME.
  • You: BYEEEE
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  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign
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why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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Go onnnnn.