I'm ashtyn. I'm 20. cheese nips are just like goldfish but for adults.

i just love surveys

which part of your state/province do you live in[upper,lower,middle]?
lower i think. i’m kind of terrible with geography.

do you chew on your hair?
what the fuck. do people do that?

do you wipe your hands on your pants after you eat?
more often than not probably.

do you eat more home cooked meals or more ‘quick n easy’ type of foods?
quick n easy ;)

do you eat even when you’re not hungry?

do you go insane without music?
i doubt i would go insane, but lordy knows its nice to have around.

is there an upcoming concert you want to go to?

is technology outsmarting humans?
humans create technology do they not? but no, yeah it totally is. it’s terrifying.

would you ever want to be a ventriloquist?
no. the fuck

is there anything you can’t stop thinking about?
your mom

are you worried about anything?
my life as a whole.

do you talk a lot of shit?
so much of it. but no.

do you have a nasty taste in your mouth right now?
i taste like beer and cigarettes in there.

how often do you use mouthwash?
when its around haha

what flavor [in general] is your favorite?

what day is garbage day?
i think it’s thursdays or wednesdays round these parts.

would you like to have solar panels on your roof?
sure. why not. lifes too short.

do you prefer animated skits or human skits
don’t care.

what was the last play you attended?
i don’t know probably something in grade 1. so.

what is your favorite musical?

are you tone deaf?
i sure as fuck hope not.

do you like the smell of burning leaves?
HAHA i thought this said “do you smell of burning leaves?”
either way, probably not.

are you afraid of death?

do you believe in the grim reaper?
what? no? could you imagine tho.

do you tend to laugh when people get hurt, even when it’s serious?

who in your life can you count on the most?
my mom, sometimes.

do you get bad heat rash?
not that i’m aware of.

are you procrastinating something right now?

are you in a hurry?
for h’what

have you tried those new banana creme oreos?
what? no.

what’s the last new thing you tried, anyway?
i don’t know, jesus.

do you take painkillers every time you have a headache?
i try.

when was the last time you went out of state/province?
grade 7 haha


*casually stands out on the curb on garbage night*

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do it

do the thing

you know how you’re all nervous like “oh no i dont want to do the thing bc i’m a dork”

well i’m legit sitting here staring at the notif bar and wishing you would do the thing

^ exactly

1. Post a picture of u?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?



If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that